You know you're a blacksmith if...

your boogers are black

your shirt is full of holes

you're hearing impaired

you shave less than twice a week

it's no big deal when you catch on fire

you don't know your shop dog's real color

your grandfather wasn't a blacksmith

you never charge enough for your work

you stand around a fire when it's 100 degrees in the shade

the dog in the scrap yard doesn't attack you

one of your arms is bigger than the other

it rains coal dust when you scratch your head

"horseshoeing" means scaring them away

your idea of a family vacation includes a tool sale

you're happy to get coal for Christmas